In this episode, The Weird Sisters theorize that the brain is a feelings bank, run by incompetent brain cells, that send your emotions into your body through the infamous deposit slip tube. You have a baby factory inside of you? F*ck you, keep it to yourself and don’t bleed on our chairs.
In this episode, The Weird Sisters haven’t changed one bit since the hiatus the universe bequeathed upon them. Please enjoy the below described intellectual subject matter: If you pick a font with some curly-swirlies, it means pirates. Your mother shutting the refrigerator door in your face was justified, due to the fact that you, yourself, were a bill and
In this episode, The Weird Sisters have a need to parkour but are hindered by flashbacks of OB/GYN visits, the moment a scraped knee is involved.
Today, we say goodbye to the longest-standing TWSP recording studio, also known as Meagan’s apartment and possibly half of her couch as well.
In this episode, The Weird Sisters have a question for you: would you rather eat an undesirable snack pre-maggot arrival or a desired snack post-maggot arrival? Before you answer, keep in mind that it may depend on how much you hate peanut butter and how much you like maggots.
In this fish-forward episode, The Weird Sisters learn they all have the same oddly specific, anger-inducing opinions about how shrimp should be served. Please just do it right or risk being the object we scratch our argumentative bones on.
Hoo-mered by a tuna-inspired wine, Meagan shares about the events that led to her
In this episode, The Weird Sisters get stereotyped as another hen in the brothel that only drinks Starbucks coffee and won’t stop cluck-cluckin’. Our favorite door-to-door charity is back and represented by a worthless bro.
We assure you that nobody you know is going to become possessed and kill you.
In this episode, The Weird Sisters talk about songs that empower you to kick your brain into the next gear and beat the mean guy in your favorite video game – the second option being to waterboard yourself real quick.
When you’re fresh out of high school, anything impresses you.
In this episode, The Weird Sisters find the trade off that makes the nice Walmart a place where you are able to wear shorts. Was the lack of fabric on your legs repurposed to cover the shame of moving into the bottom floor of an MLM scheme?
If we ever enter a second prohibition era, some trusty wine facts gave us the gift that
In this episode, The Weird Sisters invent new ways to express their needs, such as the Cupid Shuffle soundboard for anyone that likes to climax but doesn’t like to sound bossy.
Your how-to guide on Happy Returns has arrived. Got the wrong size undergarment? Put that judgmental employee in the PC hot seat and do what any self-respecting woman would do
In this episode, The Weird Sisters get their minds absolutely blown by Exploding Head Syndrome: a symptom of anxiety which holds a title that spurs another layer of anxiety, leading to rolling explosions.
However, you may be haunted if you are not exploding so please make an appointment with
In this episode, The Weird Sisters are forced to bring you another blast in the ass from the distant past. This is the next episode in the Dark Days Saga, sponsored in part by the omegatron variant and featuring a bonus Weird Sister!
We have one friend and it’s not Manda (iykyk).