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The Weird Sisters Podcast

Ep.18 – Congrats On a Booty-ful Year

In this episode, The Weird Sisters clearly don’t know how to be good little church girls…or maybe they do if Jesus’ sense of humor was a slow burn “roast your ass” kind of sarcasm. Remember to wear your WWJJA bracelets and lighten up.

Hey, babies. It’s a wrap for 2021. 

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January 8, 2022

Ep.17 – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindork

In this episode, The Weird Sisters learn what Meagan’s face smelled like last night, which was private theaters with secret passages. Too bad you’re old and gross now and you can’t fit into the fun room.

Hey, friends. Words are hard so why not pick up a bottle or three of Mommy’s Juice? 

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December 24, 2021

Super Quick, Super Special Announcement!

We know you've all been dying to match our dumb words to our dumb faces, SO... you should come hang out with us on Twitch! We're going to be streaming on January 8th, 2022 at 5:00pm Central. Playing some games, answering questions from chat, being weird and anxious, and just generally BSing. Be our Champion and come chill with us! 

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December 20, 2021

Ep.16 – Bills Are Trash, Everything Should Be Free!

In a world where post-boning rules as the god of conflict, The Weird Sisters navigate their arguments with their significant others and/or pick fights with cute baristas when they’re in the mood to take their big-girl pants off.

Not even a million dollars would empower us enough to survive in the anxiety game show. 

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December 10, 2021

Ep.15 – Legless Turkey, but Great Experience

In this episode, The Weird Sisters have interesting dentist experiences that may make you think twice about letting them stick their fingers in your mouth.

Are Christmas cards really in existence because relatives love each other, or are they around so you can avoid having the exact same encounter with aunt Carol every two years? 

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November 27, 2021

Ep.14 – She’s Having an Episode Where She Says Stupid Sh*t All Night

In this episode, The Weird Sisters talk about why you should schedule a purge day for your pent up assholery which may enable you to refrain from scoffing at Walt Disney’s mistress's great, great bastard wearing a descriptive t-shirt. A few undesirable moments have occurred within our lives but, at the end of the day, all it really takes for you to redeem

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November 13, 2021

Ep.13 – Jump Into a Human, Get my Daily Hug, and I’m Out

In this spooky episode, The Weird Sisters make their calculations on how the monster world should be run despite the fact that even watching one single horror movie leaves them with disturbing consequences.

Why not just go ahead and lean into it with us and ponder the top three seasonal

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October 29, 2021

Ep.12 – What The F**k Else Are Fingers For?

In this episode, The Weird Sisters consume their last white wines of the season before moving on to red in hopes it will summon weather as cool as wearing sunglasses inside.

Seems like the world has really been sh*tting on Meagan lately! Getting (almost) trapped by an anxious, badge-flailing solicitor and knowingly consuming some wasp coffins are

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October 15, 2021

Ep.11 – Dude, You Can't Wear Shorts at Walmart

In this episode, The Weird Sisters fight their alcohol debt by using grocery money for wine instead. They’re also not huge fans of society, and the average life expectancy clearly needs to change. You should be young-young, old, young-old and then you willingly throw yourself down some stairs. Your bones are mostly jelly, anyways… Who created Earth? 

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October 1, 2021

I'm Not Here to Dissect Wine, I'm Here to Drink it : A Dark Days Episode

Hello, my good bois. In this episode, The Weird Sisters grace your ears in yet another cringe-inducing, word-slurring, drunken masterpiece of a dark days blur.  We stand by our opinions of Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg and vag candle. May the scent matchers be ever blessed. 

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September 22, 2021