In this episode, The Weird Sisters talk about songs that empower you to kick your brain into the next gear and beat the mean guy in your favorite video game – the second option being to waterboard yourself real quick.

When you’re fresh out of high school, anything impresses you. Who cares that your boyfriend lives in a kitchen? You are just one privacy curtain away from being able to shimmy-shake at each other, and that’s adulthood.

Magical thinking has us all in its grasp. Maybe one day we will truly have the abilities we seek and can finally put up that protective barrier, enabling us to buy our f*cking eggs in peace.

We cannot tell you if Bloody Mary actually murders you since we all lied when we came out of the bathroom. If you tried it and it worked, let us know.

This episode was inspired by: Old Soul Pinot Noir – Che Boludo Malbec Bonarda – Santa Julia Tintillo Malbec