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The Weird Sisters Podcast

What Are Vegetables? : A Dark Days Episode

Hello again, and welcome to the birthplace of The Weird Sisters.

In this episode, we find Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley as mere babes, struggling like hell to sound normal in the VERY FIRST episode they ever recorded but never posted.

We were just three women and three entire bottles of wine that knew nothing about time

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September 3, 2021

Ep.10 – Imagine Having a Baby and Naming it Doug

In this celebratory 10th episode, The Weird Sisters think they’ve received a blessing in the form of a wrong number text but realize over time that it was certainly not ordained by Cheesus. We don’t know if Manda is Manda or if Manda is Doug but the two things we know for sure is that Meagan didn’t eat lunch and that only God, Jesus, and Mother Nature are

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August 14, 2021

Ep.9 – I “Thought” My Brother was the Carpet

In this episode, The Weird Sisters decide that everyone deserves a chance to look sh*t as a blonde and then dye it back in regret as long as it takes you sub 6 months to correct the disaster.

The cure for imposter syndrome has arrived in the form of a sunglasses-induced power

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July 31, 2021

Ep.8 – Our Coven of Love

In this episode, The Weird Sisters explore how to mitigate a cat-induced reaction to an acquaintance’s Instagram story and shower strategies for facing your fears and/or imaginary predators therein. Society may tell you to shave your body hair but challenges may occur when you comply. Keep it humble, leave the stubble. 

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July 17, 2021

Ep.7 – How Dare We Stop Wiggling Our Arms

In this episode, The Weird Sisters struggle to find the perfect excuse to get out of a party that demands to know your RSVP status ASAP. Our immature problems are not worthy of the leather-bound journals we purchase unless we can filter them through abstract thought, and what else can spur abstract thought better than a power circle of octopus arms? 

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July 3, 2021

Ep.6 – Water Droplets Coming Out My Eye Corners

In this episode, The Weird Sisters could possibly solve a murder if a certain online superstore would recognize menstruation at this time, but I guess someone else is gonna get the redacted bag of trash. Instead, we find that Kelsey is NOT denying her inner child even though every time a candy-shaped object falls into her fingers it is seconds away from

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June 18, 2021

Ep.5 – Wrist-Deep in their Underwear Drawer

In this episode The Weird Sisters talk about the proper reaction to body smells, especially in regards to comparing your partner’s face to cat piss. This is probably off-topic but brush your damn TEETH, friend. Meagan and Haley have a dire need to ask “What?” after the acceptable amount of times and Kelsey hates the fact that she’s pretty but not nearly as

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June 4, 2021

Ep.4 – My Un-Pooped Body is Struggling

In this episode, The Weird Sisters realize daily planners are a must if you would like to avoid dragging your un-cried body to a party.

You could simply “wing” when you spend your care days but that’s a gamble between you, your kid, and the zoo’s lack of forever glass. 

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May 28, 2021

Ep.3 – Dr. Loud Hates Loud Things

In this episode, The Weird Sisters address the differences between being creepy, romantic, or just a pervy (possibly homeless) Russian woman. They will also provide ideas on what to do with your partner when you are having an impulse like stabbing yourself in the leg just so you can loudly declare that it is their fault. 

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May 7, 2021

Ep.2 – It Tickles You From One End to the Other

The Weird Sisters have a hard time coping with oddly specific anxieties and discuss possible hiding places for the coveted food items your mom brings home because you eat what you can get, b*tch. From shame-songs to Doritos, we have a few things to hide but they will most likely be stored in our sex drawers. 

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April 23, 2021