Hello, my good bois. In this episode, The Weird Sisters grace your ears in yet another cringe-inducing, word-slurring, drunken masterpiece of a dark days blur. We stand by our opinions of Gwyneth Paltrow's jade egg and vag candle. May the scent matchers be ever blessed. This episode was inspired by: Word Vomit – Echo Chamber Recording Space – Reading the Label Like You Care What it Says
Hello again, and welcome to the birthplace of The Weird Sisters.
In this episode, we find Meagan, Kelsey, and Haley as mere babes, struggling like hell to sound normal in the VERY FIRST episode they ever recorded but never posted.
We were just three women and three entire bottles of wine that knew nothing about time management, aka, how to not record for six+ hours.
Is it cringy? Yes. Is it dirty? Probably. Will it make you b o o g i e ? Also, yes.
This episode was inspired by: Sweaty Anxiety Pits – Deep Intoxication – A Group Existential Crisis
In this celebratory 10th episode, The Weird Sisters think they’ve received a blessing in the form of a wrong number text but realize over time that it was certainly not ordained by Cheesus. We don’t know if Manda is Manda or if Manda is Doug but the two things we know for sure is that Meagan didn’t eat lunch and that only God, Jesus, and Mother Nature are real. Unless you are Haley who recognizes only God, Jesus, and Cheese.
This episode was inspired by: Harken Barrel Chardonnay – Les Portes de Bordeaux Sauvignon Blanc – True Myth Chardonnay
In this episode, The Weird Sisters decide that everyone deserves a chance to look sh*t as a blonde and then dye it back in regret as long as it takes you sub 6 months to correct the disaster.
The cure for imposter syndrome has arrived in the form of a sunglasses-induced power trip. After all, you can slide into any social gathering with grace as long as you approach with your sunnies on your face.
Beware of accidentally inserting yourself into the breakup story of a young gentleman at your chiropractor’s office. Do you really want to be a credit in that second-rate indie film?
This episode was inspired by: Bonnete Blanc de France – Gran Passione Prosecco – Playtime Blonde Chardonnay
In this episode, The Weird Sisters explore how to mitigate a cat-induced reaction to an acquaintance’s Instagram story and shower strategies for facing your fears and/or imaginary predators therein. Society may tell you to shave your body hair but challenges may occur when you comply. Keep it humble, leave the stubble. Here in our accidental rehab cult, we believe you are not defined by oysterman. You can leave when Kelsey says you’re better. Come on and join the coven of love! This episode was inspired by: Ochavado Chardonnay – Brooks Pinot Gris – Oysterman Muscadet
In this episode, The Weird Sisters struggle to find the perfect excuse to get out of a party that demands to know your RSVP status ASAP. Our immature problems are not worthy of the leather-bound journals we purchase unless we can filter them through abstract thought, and what else can spur abstract thought better than a power circle of octopus arms? Haley agrees, a little too willingly, to take a double-shot of vodka without flinching and the pecking order reveals itself through the power of yawn.
This episode was inspired by: Liquid Light Sauvignon Blanc – Beringer Bros. Chardonnay –Watchkeeper Dry White
In this episode, The Weird Sisters could possibly solve a murder if a certain online superstore would recognize menstruation at this time, but I guess someone else is gonna get the redacted bag of trash. Instead, we find that Kelsey is NOT denying her inner child even though every time a candy-shaped object falls into her fingers it is seconds away from being hurled from her mouth. Don’t lose heart if you think you could be a creep. You could also just be Greg: the guy that body scans Meagan in the store and gives her outfit advice. TWS also answers their very first listener question. Find out if we’re full of shit!
This episode was inspired by: Dancing Crow Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc – Aegerter Chablis – Chalkboard Pinot Grigio
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In this episode The Weird Sisters talk about the proper reaction to body smells, especially in regards to comparing your partner’s face to cat piss. This is probably off-topic but brush your damn TEETH, friend. Meagan and Haley have a dire need to ask “What?” after the acceptable amount of times and Kelsey hates the fact that she’s pretty but not nearly as much as she hates British plastic.
This episode was inspired by: Prayers of Sinners Red Blend - The Last Room Primitivo - The Instigator Cabernet Sauvignon
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In this episode, The Weird Sisters realize daily planners are a must if you would like to avoid dragging your un-cried body to a party.
You could simply “wing” when you spend your care days but that’s a gamble between you, your kid, and the zoo’s lack of forever glass.
Remember not to compliment your own shoulders and stick it to the king on the clothing throne.
This episode was inspired by: Poggio Anima Belial Sangiovese - Projection Cabernet Sauvignon - Bonterra Vintage Young Red
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In this episode, The Weird Sisters address the differences between being creepy, romantic, or just a pervy (possibly homeless) Russian woman. They will also provide ideas on what to do with your partner when you are having an impulse like stabbing yourself in the leg just so you can loudly declare that it is their fault. And here's a friendly suggestion: celebrate when your friend has their first EVER throat smell! Your time is coming, Dr. Loud...don't you worry.
This episode was inspired by: Arch Revival Wine Co. Red Blend - Ruggero di Bardo Susumaniello- Cycles Gladiator Merlot
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