In this episode, The Weird Sisters are forced to bring you another blast in the ass from the distant past. This is the next episode in the Dark Days Saga, sponsored in part by the omegatron variant and featuring a bonus Weird Sister!

We have one friend and it’s not Manda (iykyk).

Having had her energy drained by the black sharpie troll, Haley almost fails to save her artwork from the fairy princess of animal stickers who comes only to hurl 1997 at your Pinterest projects.

Not all children grow up as music losers, but we all certainly did. If it ain’t “Tis of Thee”, what the hell is it?

This episode was inspired by: Evening Mimosas